An old retired man picked up a part-time job at Walmart. Everyday he was consistently late. Finally, his manager called him into the office and said, “Listen, I know you’re part-time. I know you’re retired and just filling in your time so you’re not bored at home or you want to get away from the wife, not my business. But how do you think your team or I feel when you arrive to work late each day? What would’ve happened at your last job?”
The old man replied, “Well, my coffee would have been made and delivered to me and they would’ve said, ‘Good morning, Admiral!’”
